WTF Friday #10: Strange Sex Toys

**WTF Friday is a weekly feature here at Black Heart, where we explore the stranger side of life.  It will not always be suitable for ages under 18, for work or for people lacking a sense of humor.  This is all in the name of entertainment, don’t take it too seriously.**
Today, we take a look at the stranger side of sex toys. All the things you never wanted to know existed! Sorry (no, we’re not) for corrupting your minds.
First up  – The Area 51 Love Doll:  I’d be willing to bet this baby was designed by some Total Recall fan who really wanted to know what a three breasted (or any woman, for that matter) felt like.  Sadly, this purple sex goddess has been discontinued, so she may be tricky to find and I really doubt you would want to pick up a pre-owned version. *shivers* You gotta love the tag line on this package though, right?
This next one was going to just be The Bible Thumper…but I can’t stop there. Divine Interventions has an entire line of religious toys, all fairly equally disturbing.  I don’t have the words..I can’t..do anything but giggle. A lot. This is just so not right!

 Baby Jesus Butt Plug – He comes in multiple colors, if that’s what is important to you.
Divine Interventions also has Buddha’s Delight, The Grimm Reaper, The Virgin Mary and many others, as well as some non-denominational toys,  we wont’ picture here.
Next up – the Inflatable Vibrating Sex Chair.  I would try to come up with something quippy about this but LoveHoney says it best with their product description:
Bouncy, pink, inflatable fun. This blow-up sex furniture holds a
multispeed vibrator that will make you quiver with delight. The perfect
solution for those looking for a closer-to-sex experience or want their
hands kept free for other things, like sudoku.
On to the Sqweel Go! I’ve heard some men just won’t go down, thankfully not one I’ve ever met…but I’m sure they exist.  Is your man one? Well, have no fear – the Sqweel Go has you covered with not one tongue, but ten. You’ll never leave your house again. 
This one is perfect for the My Little Pony fans…yes, there is a lot wrong with that statement.  But, hey, we don’t judge here.  You go on with your bad self freaky deaky fantasies.  We’ll love you just the same! Crystal Delights offers up a few tails, bunny, silver fox and the Crystal Minx Detachable Pony Tail.  Available in 12 colors, shown here in Primary 5 color. 
Also available at Crystal Delights is the King JCobra Gentlemen’s Ring.  Really, the strangest thing about this one is the price tag.  It’s $15,000.  Wonder what their return policy is if you don’t like it. 
This Thigh Harness is offered up Babeland.  Hmmm… That’s all I got.

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WTF Friday #9: Some of Kindle’s Strangest Titles

**WTF Friday is a weekly feature here at Black Heart, where we explore the stranger side of life.  It will not always be suitable for ages under 18, for work or for people lacking a sense of humor.  This is all in the name of entertainment, don’t take it too seriously.**
It’s been a minute since we had a WTF Friday post! Welcome back! 
Today, we’re sharing some strange title finds with you.  Know of more? Leave us a head’s up in the comments. 

You can click on the image to be taken to the Amazon page, if you have that burning desire to find out more.


http://www.amazon.com/Learning-Play-Lions-Testicles-Unexpected-ebook/dp/B00BAH8RA2/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=&qid=


http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1583940855


http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0985710306


http://www.amazon.com/Penguin-Telling-Cute-Animals-Whats/dp/0345518160/ref=pd_sim_b_8?ie=UTF8&refRID=1A5DQXKM3DX1PYX8XF8W
http://www.amazon.com/Practical-Guide-Racism-C-Dalton/dp/1592404308/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1420774268&sr=1-1&keywords=a+practical+guide+to+racism


http://www.amazon.com/Images-You-Should-Not-Masturbate/dp/0399536493/ref=pd_sim_b_3?ie=UTF8&refRID=11ZMGPR52EH8F68RT2SP





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WTF Friday #8: WTF Holiday Gift Guide

**WTF Friday is a weekly feature here at Black Heart, where we explore the stranger side of life.  It will not always be suitable for ages under 18, for work or for people lacking a sense of humor.  This is all in the name of entertainment, don’t take it too seriously.**


Love shopping for the holidays? Want to give that friend, family member, or loved one a special gift that they will never forget? It’s unbelievable how many odd items you can find on the internet. Odd items that your special someone might actually really love. Here’s a list of a few “special” gifts that friend, family or love one might really enjoy this holiday season….
Boyfriend Pillow
Who to buy it for: That single friend or family member that needs a manly arm/chest to cuddle with during those cold winter nights. Suitable for men and women.
Find it on – Amazon
The Girlfriend Pillow
Who to buy it for: That single friend or family member that wants to snuggle with a lady. Even has boobies for them to hold on to or squeeze. Suitable for men and women. 
Find it on – Amazon
Bacon Scarf
Who to buy it for: For that friend or family member that loves bacon. Basically, everyone you know. Because who doesn’t love bacon?
Find it on – Amazon
Unicorn Mask
Who to buy it for: That special someone that has always dreamed of being a magical unicorn. Basically, everyone you know. 
Find it on – Amazon
Wine Rack Flask Bra
Who to buy it for: The alcoholic in your life. Everyone has that one alcoholic relative, right?
Find it on – Stupid.com


Subtle Butt: Reusable Gas Neutralizers

Who to buy it for: That person in your life who has smelly gas. 

Find it on – Amazon


Abe Lincoln Erotica

Who to buy it for: That history buff who also has a knack for kink.

 
Click on covers for more info

Santa-kini

Who to buy it for: Anyone who wants to spice up the holidays with a Santa-kini

Find it on – Stupid.com
Happy Holidays!!


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WTF Friday #7: The Effed Up Horror Movie Edition

**WTF Friday is a weekly feature here at Black Heart, where we explore the stranger side of life.  It will not always be suitable for ages under 18, for work or for people lacking a sense of humor.  This is all in the name of entertainment, don’t take it too seriously.**

I’m not admitting to watching all of these, some maybe… Anyway, this is just a list of some I’ve come across.  Got any others that need to be added to the list? Let us have them, maybe I’ll watch those too!

It always starts with Japan, doesn’t it?  I’m so confused by this synopsis but really intrigued by the monster pictures. Is that a killer slut snail and I won’t even tell you the name I have in my head for that other picture…

Set in a future-world vision of Tokyo where the police have been
privatized and bitter self-mutilation is so casual that advertising is
often specially geared to the “cutter” demographic, this is the story of
samurai-sword-wielding Ruka and her mission to avenge her father’s
assassination. Ruka is a cop from a squad who’s mission is to destroy
homicidal mutant humans known as “engineers” possessing the ability to
transform any injury to a weapon in and of itself. 

This one brings a whole new mental image to the name Buttface.

Bill is worried that he is ‘different’ to his sister and parents. They
mix with other ‘upper class’ people while Bill is more down to earth.
Even his girlfriend seems a bit odd. All is revealed when Bill returns
home to find a party in full swing. Not for the weak of stomach. 

I don’t have the words…

A serial killer mutates with a chemical inside a sewer, to become a
monster made of human waste just as the FBI and police are onto him.




Hahaha! Those damn cold cuts, they’ll kill you every time.  Check out the video, it’s top quality.

A group of teenagers get drunk and abuse a hapless refrigerator. The
machine then goes on a killing rampage, eating the ones who beat him up.

I can totally get behind a killer vagina flick.


Still a stranger to her own body, a high school student discovers she
has a physical advantage when she becomes the object of male violence.

And for the most fucked up, most terrifying horror movie ever made – I present:  

wink, wink

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WTF Friday #6: It’s like a BDSM theme Park!

**WTF Friday is a weekly feature here at Black Heart, where we explore the stranger side of life.  It will not always be suitable for ages under 18, for work or for people lacking a sense of humor.  This is all in the name of entertainment, don’t take it too seriously.**
Ever been to Japan? Yes? Maybe you are aware of these then. If not, let’s get all learned about the 40+ billion dollar a year business known as LOVE HOTELS.  
Love Hotels are widely popular in Japan.  You can rent them at a “resting rate”, which is hourly or a nightly rate.  Either rate is typically very reasonable.  Reservations are not only, not required, they are not usually possible.  You rent your room via video board.  It’s like a Red Room of Pain vending machine!
And yes, that is a Pooh room.
Pooh isn’t the only themed room you can find though. Ever want to get shackled and fucked in a Hello Kitty room? No problem.
This is the toned down version of what the room used to be. I guess the leaked pictures of a blindfolded and gagged Hello Kitty was disturbing to some. Prudes…
Maybe childish themes don’t turn you on.  That’s okay. There’s is a room for everybody. Want to play doctor? Done!
Are you hot for teacher?  This hotel even provides the naughty school girl uniform for you.
Dreamed of being screwed from behind on a subway? Admit it…you know you have…you dirty birdie.  Well, here you can! Sidenote:  Being groped on public transportation is actually a big problem in Japan, there are even “No Groping” sings posted.  I’m betting this is a popular room.
Are you a Science Fiction fan? There is a room for that!
But it isn’t just the inside of the hotels that are like a kinkier version of Disneyland.  The shells of these hotels are quite amazing.  JZarrus is an entire hotel themed around Jurassic Park.  I’ll take Jeff Goldblum’s room please!
There is also one that is a Queen Mary replica.
There are some that are much more inconspicuous, discretely disguised. But here’s the thing.  No one in Japan gives a shit if you need to pop in for a good hard fuck.  Love Hotels are an accepted part of society.  
And, they are not all kinky or strange.  Some hotels are very beautifully furnished, not really any different than other hotels.  Also, they are clean.  You’re not heading in to some seedy, dark alley motel.  I’ve given you shots of some of the more fun rooms, there are definitely some that are way more hard core and some that you wouldn’t even realize could be rented by the hour.  But if you are ever feeling adventurous in Japan, check one out! I know I will!

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WTF Friday #5: Don’t Google That!

**WTF Friday is a weekly feature here at Black Heart, where we explore the stranger side of life.  It will not always be suitable for ages under 18, for work or for people lacking a sense of humor.  This is all in the name of entertainment, don’t take it too seriously.**


There are a great deal of things that we cannot live without. In a day where technology rules the world, many people can easily say they can’t live without their cellphones, iPads, or iPhones. I, for one, cannot live without Google. Google is the place where I go to find all the answers to life. 
Don’t know the capital of Kazakhstan? Google it. 
Don’t know how to change a tire? Google it.
Don’t know how to cook artichokes? Google it.
Google whatever you like and it will give you an answer. I can’t even tell you how many times a day I use Google. I am constantly typing something in that little box and discovering all sorts of secrets.
So, when someone tells me NOT to Google something, I immediately do it. It’s like telling a kid not to touch something. You know they are gonna touch it! So, you cannot tell me to not Google something and expect me to NOT do it. It’s just not possible. 
But, there have plenty of times where I wish I had listened and not ran to do a Google search. There are so many images in this world that are better left unseen or can never be unseen. Once these horrific images enter your mind, they can never be erased. Here are a few things (in no particular order) that I wish I had never Googled. I’m warning your right now, DO NOT Google these things. It will haunt you for life!
Blue Waffle – This was the most recent term that I was asked not to Google. I thought pictures of actual BLUE WAFFLES would pop up but nooooooo. I was wrong. So, so, so wrong. My poor eyes. I wanted to cry after seeing some of those images. 
Elephentatis – I knew better than to Google image search this term. I knew what it was, but my Curious George brain forced me to do it anyways. I still can’t believe I was stupid enough to Google search this. 
Tub Girl – This just had me shaking my head. I mean, why? Why? Why? Why? And EWWWWWW!
Bed Bugs of any kind – If you want a good night’s sleep, never, ever, Google image search bed bugs. Just say no to any kind of bed bug. Looking that shit up will have you wanting to burn your whole bed including the sheets and pillows. 

Trypophobia – Trypophobia is also known as repetitive pattern phobia, a fear of objects with clusters of small holes. Seems like a harmless term. Just don’t ever Google image that shit. It seems harmless at first and then all of a sudden you’re screaming, WTF! WTF! WTF!

2 Girls, 1 Cup – Someone told me to Google this shit YEARS ago and to this day I can’t get that video out of my head. I’m sure you have all heard of it and if you haven’t don’t look it up. Just don’t, please.

Now, there are plenty more Google searches that I’ve made in the past but just thinking about them makes me want to dunk myself in a tub filled with bleach. Shoot, I might even have some nightmares about the terms I mentioned. As much as I love Google, sometimes I wish Google would not show me some thing. 

What Google searches have you regretted?
Tell us in the comments below. 


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WTF Friday #4: Bad Dragons

**WTF Friday is a weekly feature here at Black Heart, where we explore the stranger side of life.  It will not always be suitable for ages under 18, for work or for people lacking a sense of humor.  This is all in the name of entertainment, don’t take it too seriously.**
If you read our first WTF Friday post, then you know that Ali was a little fascinated about Dragons Fucking Cars. After she discovered this phenomena (?), she asked me to Google it myself. After seeing all the awesome but seriously weird artwork, it got me thinking as to what other naughty dragon stuff I could find. I don’t even remember what I typed in Google to find this site but OMFG was I glad I did. 
The website I’m talking about it www.bad-dragon.com
Now, you have to be 18 and up to enter this website, and it’s definitely not a site you want to be looking at while at work or around people who aren’t into the kinky stuff.
So, what is Bad Dragon all about? Well, it’s an adult store that sells sex toys of a….different variety. This is what the company has to say about it’s self…..

Bad Dragon was born out of a strong desire for a greater selection of fantasy toys to be made available to everyone. Bad Dragon’s main mission is to do their part in ‘making fantasies real’ for individuals who want to indulge in their fantasies a little deeper.

Bad Dragon was founded in June 2008 out of a shared love of all things fantasy. At the time there was a very poor selection of fantasy-themed toys available, and so the focus of enthusiasm and talent went towards filling that niche.

Now, are you ready to see a few samples of the toys Bad Dragon has to offer? Toys that you can customize to your liking when it comes to size, color and firmness. Some models even have the option for you to add a cum tube, a silicone tube cast down the center of the toy, used for injecting lubricant that stimulates hot and sticky orgasms.

I wonder if Kelvin stays in a nice freezing temperature.

Oooo…..look at all those ridges.

Crackers looks like it’s exploding out of a rock.

I’m thinking this thing could get stuck down there with all those suction thingies…

And for those who like a little DP, check out….

Who knew Jaws was double the pleasure?


What do you think about these fantasy toys? 
Tell us in the comments below. 

Photo Source: www.bad-dragon.com

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