WTF Friday #10: Strange Sex Toys

**WTF Friday is a weekly feature here at Black Heart, where we explore the stranger side of life.  It will not always be suitable for ages under 18, for work or for people lacking a sense of humor.  This is all in the name of entertainment, don’t take it too seriously.**
Today, we take a look at the stranger side of sex toys. All the things you never wanted to know existed! Sorry (no, we’re not) for corrupting your minds.
First up  – The Area 51 Love Doll:  I’d be willing to bet this baby was designed by some Total Recall fan who really wanted to know what a three breasted (or any woman, for that matter) felt like.  Sadly, this purple sex goddess has been discontinued, so she may be tricky to find and I really doubt you would want to pick up a pre-owned version. *shivers* You gotta love the tag line on this package though, right?
This next one was going to just be The Bible Thumper…but I can’t stop there. Divine Interventions has an entire line of religious toys, all fairly equally disturbing.  I don’t have the words..I can’t..do anything but giggle. A lot. This is just so not right!

 Baby Jesus Butt Plug – He comes in multiple colors, if that’s what is important to you.
Divine Interventions also has Buddha’s Delight, The Grimm Reaper, The Virgin Mary and many others, as well as some non-denominational toys,  we wont’ picture here.
Next up – the Inflatable Vibrating Sex Chair.  I would try to come up with something quippy about this but LoveHoney says it best with their product description:
Bouncy, pink, inflatable fun. This blow-up sex furniture holds a
multispeed vibrator that will make you quiver with delight. The perfect
solution for those looking for a closer-to-sex experience or want their
hands kept free for other things, like sudoku.
On to the Sqweel Go! I’ve heard some men just won’t go down, thankfully not one I’ve ever met…but I’m sure they exist.  Is your man one? Well, have no fear – the Sqweel Go has you covered with not one tongue, but ten. You’ll never leave your house again. 
This one is perfect for the My Little Pony fans…yes, there is a lot wrong with that statement.  But, hey, we don’t judge here.  You go on with your bad self freaky deaky fantasies.  We’ll love you just the same! Crystal Delights offers up a few tails, bunny, silver fox and the Crystal Minx Detachable Pony Tail.  Available in 12 colors, shown here in Primary 5 color. 
Also available at Crystal Delights is the King JCobra Gentlemen’s Ring.  Really, the strangest thing about this one is the price tag.  It’s $15,000.  Wonder what their return policy is if you don’t like it. 
This Thigh Harness is offered up Babeland.  Hmmm… That’s all I got.


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